Answering Questions with Questions

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Question-How are you doing?

Answer: How do you suppose I should be doing?

Question- Is this a question?

Answer: Does it look like a question to you?

Question- Have you ever been in love?

Answer: What’s wrong with living in a illusion?

Question-What’s the purpose of life?

Answer: Who is asking?

Question- Do you ever feel sad?

Answer: Do I look like a stoic to you?

Question- Why didn’t you pick up my call?

Answer: Why were you expecting me to pick it up?

Question-Do you think about death?

Answer: Does it matter? What matters is when she decides to think about me.

Question- Do you plan on dating?

Answer: It depends on a complex array of factors which can be summarized in the words: Who is the date?

Question- Are you always like this? Answer: Do you ever give me a choice?

Question- Why did you lie to me? Answer: Why you did not let me lie down with you? (Only applicable for love interest)

Question-What do think how he/she thinks about me?